MEET THE QUEENS!!!

So the meet the queens videos for season 5 are up and I am so excited!

Alaska - So funny. Clearly the standout much like Sharon’s season 4 video. You can see why they are a couple. Which unfortunately might work against Alaska as far as winning goes but she’ll definitely be around.

Alyssa Edwards - Inspired by Alyssa Milano hmmm. This year’s Alisha Summers. Who? Exactly.

Coco Montrese - This bitch is sick. I enjoy her. Very well spoken and a DIVA!

Detox - LOVE! I am here for Detox.

Honey Mahoganey - She seems like a nice person but I don’t see her lasting on the show. I think perhaps she is a little too normal if that makes sense. And oh God she had to sing? Milan the sequel.

Lineysha Sparx - The PR queen. Her vagina neck piece still is not doing it for me.

Penny Tration - Still confused how Adore Delano didn’t make it on instead but I enjoy Penny. She has a good head on her shoulders. However I will say if she is going to talk about having a good foundation she shouldn’t be rocking a 5 o’clock shadow.

Ivy Winters - Not the brightest crayon in the box but she got brownie points for the Cher impression.

Jade Jolie - Coming up on ‘Maury’: That’s a woman! She looks like Kristen Wiig a bit. I have to say, I think she might be a favorite for me.

Jinkx Monsoon - Is that Mamrie Hart? I enjoy her a lot! If anyone gives Alaska a run for her money it will be this bitch.

Roxxxy Andrews - That is Erica Martinez! LOL. Oh girl I think she is sickening. Perhaps not the biggest personality on this season but that MUG! Painted.

Monica Beverly Hillz - The name was all I needed to know I was over her. Dida Ritz down.

Serena Chacha - I think she tries way too hard. None of her jokes were hitting. If you’re not a funny queen don’t try to be one.

Vivienne Pinay - Pretty but Roxxxy will give her a run of her money. Looks a bit like Tati on steroids. Kind of basic.

(Source: logotv.com)