closer to the truth

I want to record Cher’s tweets in my Cher voice.

#cher#twitter
#cher#twitter#target
#Cher#Twitter#THE REAL CHER#Goddess of pop#Queen Cher#The One And Only Cher#Diva

Year In Review: 'Can anyone c me': The 19 Most Mystifying Cher Tweets of 2012(via @Gawker)

At the intersection of celebrity and “weird twitter,” there is the personal twitter account of singer Cher. Her tweets read alternately, like horse_ebooks source material, /aLL CAPS EMAIL FORWARDS FROMM.YOUR AUNT, and the sly jokes of a professional adult woman who is capable of functioning in…

Dear Gawker, it is impossible to have a list of the best Cher tweets without “wtf is mdna”. DO YOUR RESEARCH.

#cher#gawker#twitter
Cher knows what’s up.
#cher#twitter#tweet#target#walmart
This bitch is always high as fuck!
#Lady Gaga#2012#Born This Way Era#Twitter#Tweet
#Lady Gaga#2012#Twitter#tweet#Born This Way Era#photoset
Fucking love her.
#Lady Gaga#Twitter#tweet#2012#Born This Way Era
#big ang#twitter#halloween
#lindsay lohan#gaga#lady gaga#twitter#lol
#cher#twitter#chick-fil-a

Followed Taco Bell on Twitter. It’s A+. However, Twitter suggested I follow Stacy Layne Matthews as well…

Rude.

Okay… maybe not that rude.

#stacy layne matthews#taco bell#twitter

3k Tumblr followers but barely 100 Twitter followers. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!

http://twitter.com/anthxny

#anthxny#twitter#personal#follow me
anthxny:

red lipstick

So… I kind of forgot I made this half asleep at whatever time I woke up in the middle of the night. ha.
#red lipstick#lady gaga#twitter#born this way
red lipstick
#red lipstick#lady gaga#twitter#born this way#mine