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what if Oprah was your mom

  • me: hi mom good morning
  • Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
  • me: oh thanks mom where is i-..
  • Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!
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© fallarcy
18 Sep 2012
#EVERY#BODY#GETS#AN#OMELET
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