Dear Faith Hill,

I waited until 10:20 to hear your new song and it’s… okay. It sounds like a Carrie Underwood hand-me-down though. And what is that new hair color, girl? It does nothing for you.

Oh wait… you’re singing another song. Oh nevermind it’s just “Piece of My Heart”. Your’re still dragging that around 20 years later? Oh well, I still love you.