Going through the first few pages of my followers to see who I should follow. Some of you bitches don’t even update! And for many of you, your blog is entirely in Spanish. Which is fine but the only Spanish I know is the Taco Bell menu. And I’m half Mexican.

They. Fucking. Pissed. On. Her.

(Source: bigpinkfurrybox)

What is so “premium” about lube that they want to charge $50 for 8 fl. oz? No ma’am, Pam.